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A good friend of mine told me that if this review isn’t funny, he’ll have to kill me. I see no point in putting a great deal of effort into something if I’m just going to be killed for it either way. So, here goes:

This movie is very pretty. The CG effects were masterfully done and the music is stunning. The story left much to be desired.

Imagine someone gave you a present, and it was the most spectacularly packaged and wrapped present you had ever seen. If the wrapping is that great, the present itself must be magnificent! Well, it’s one of those old alphabet blocks.

At least you got cool wrapping paper.

Avatar rating: Borrow it.